Liquid Lemon

‘Can I have a lime and Pepsi?’

‘Sure’ (Pouring it)

‘Uh, what was that green stuff you put in it?’

‘Lime, you asked for Lime & Pepsi’

‘You guys have liquid lime?’

‘Uh, yeah’

‘What, do you have liquid Lemon as well?’ (Sarcastically)

‘Yeah, it’s called lemonade…’