Quote of the day: Polar Bears

Fucking hell, I actually LOLed twice with this.

If I was an asshole God, know what I would have sent? A plague of polar bears. Yup. Polar bears falling out of the sky all over in Egypt. And they’d all be holding Qurans.

Emphasis mine. I’m telling you, that girl has an Allah-given gift for comedy.

Polar Bears! LoL!