"'A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.'”

Bullshit. The joke has a funny element to it, whereas your "interpretations" are nothing but bullshit

Correct. the words, "lock" and "key" carry implications that if they don't perform the assumed task they are inadequate.. This however cannot be applied to genitalia.

I've actually heard people say this joke seriously in defense of double standards.. despicable

shit stuff for real why write something if u dont know what it is bitches

your right

Haha I love this article it only proves how sexist our society is and the biggest problem I’m facing as a feminist is the sexual double standard. Little kids need to learn that stupid analogies like this is only making them look immature.

This quote really make sense. But that does not mean you really have to apply this in real life.. lol

its ashame women see themselves as feminists. Men who want equality dont called themselves masculists! they call themselves humanitarians. Feminists would like you to think the whole worlds against them, well it not. In holland theres plenty of jobs to be applied for listed as "women only" and its not sex work. Feminists would like you to believe men are just woman beaters, when a new study shows in the uk that your just as likely to domestically assaulted by a man as you would by a woman, and guess what theres less support for men to come forward. Feminsts like people to think rape is a womans issue when in the usa you are just as likely to be a rape victim as a male than as a female, and again less support for the man. Men get no say in abortions nor get equal custody of a child despite men putting in half the DNA. The whole female promiscuity arguement is a good one, women have more of a chemical called oxytocin than males. This is a bonding hormone which bonds a man to a woman after sex, its also reveased during child birth. Without contraception a woman would get pregnant, so originally women werent supposed to be promiscuous. A man would be less likely to look after another mans child in the human world and this happens in the animal world.

It carries the implication that a man is a key and a woman is a lock that must resist a key, so it's only valid if you accept the idea of the woman being your property. As you see and target them, that is your lock and you are the key, so it is also biased, most of the time, you, as a male want no one but you to "open" the lock, otherwise you can always say it's a shitty lock. And biases gives you a virtual advantage, but make you look pathetic. It also assumes the ability of men to open a diffucult lock, so the woman is to offer a challenge, and she better has to offer a "good" challenge to him, otherwise she is too "easy", the contraddiction is that anyhow the key want to open the lock, so it is contraddictory for the key to complain that the lock didn't resist them. It's only valid as long as the woman is perceived as lock that must offer nothing but a challenge for the key being otherwise perceived as uninteresting, not worth time, one of the most sexist concept still resisting. It alos gives no role to a woman and no dignifiation, not even to the woman who resisted anyone but you. You have the gratification of having opened even here, what's the woman gratification? Having resisted everyone but you? That's a passive gratification, while the woman is in this conception the object of your victory, she is the one that have been defeated by the men who conquered. Also, assumes the merit of the woman is in resisting, that is a passive and not pleasurable activiti, and the merit of the man in a active activity that gives them pleasure, whereas the merit of the women involve chastity, until the good key arrives.

We live in a capatilist society. Which means that the powerful will take advantage of anyone to make money. Today, included in that ‘anyone’ is women. We need jobs specifically for women because most places hire men over women. And to the domestic violence issue, women can’t physically abuse a man to the extent a man can to a woman. Maybe emotionally, but not physically. I have no idea where you got your information on the rape issue, but it is not correct that men get rapped just as often as women. And it’s a woman’s issue because men are the rapists. There are very few women who uphold that title. Do you know that there has never been a woman to conduct a mass shooting? Women in their natural state are not violent people. So for you to say that men get raped more than women makes no sense. On the the abortion issue, is the baby coming out of your body? Is it messing up your hormone balance to make you become a person that you don’t even recognize? No. So it is completely the woman’s choice to have an abortions. Thank you.

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It’s a fucking joke for gods sake get a life

We need jobs specifically for women</cite]

There is already, it is called kitchen. Stay there and make me a sammich.

<citeEmphasis mine. Face it, the joke is only funny if you’re already a misogynist who is against female promiscuity.

Truth hurts. Being against female promiscuity is being misogynist? Nobody cares if you are promiscous or not. Don’t blame others for your choices in life.

“Sooo… you’re about two inches long and often found in the hands of authority figures? Sounds about right, from what I’ve heard.”

This is best you’ve got? No, whore like you is often checked on regular basis by authority figures.

[quote]It’s only valid as long as the woman is perceived as lock that must offer nothing but a challenge for the key being otherwise perceived as uninteresting, not worth time, one of the most sexist concept still resisting. It alos gives no role to a woman and no dignifiation, not even to the woman who resisted anyone but you. You have the gratification of having opened even here, what’s the woman gratification?[/quote]

Newsflash for you. Woman/female choose their partner, not man/male.

If you agree with this quote you are noy a mysoginyst whatsoever. And if you are a “promicuous woman”, you are a slut and you are repulsive to a man like me: A man that doesn’t want to be with a woman who has been covered by a variety of semen.

I find the quote quite funny. I can also imagine many feminists getting there panties in a bunch over this one. However, I don’t consider myself a misogynist. This quote is more a play on double standards than anything. Look at it this way, perhaps you would laugh at a racial stereotype joke, but that does not make you a racist. That’s just the way I see it, even though it might be a pretty shitty analogy.

By the way, you’re retort is not very good. Just sayin’.

I once had a boyfriend who only exclusively fucked virgins thanks to this shitty statement, and looked down on women who liked to have casual sex (In spite of the fact that he himself cheated every chance he got)