Inspired by this reddit post, I decided to compile my own list 🙂
- You know that in a pinch, an ult without a turret can help you level it out faster.
- You know that when doing the above, you stand in front of the turret.
- You know that the turret needs to be as far away from combat as possible. It has long range and never misses.
- You know all the good spots on maps for a turret to shoot far without allowing enemy snipers to hit it.
- You always save 50 scrap for yourself, to help for a getaway from a flanker.
- You know that against pharahs, using the shotgun at long range is more useful when you have the turret helping.
- You find it cute when D.Vas or Winstons think they can just jump in and destroy your turret just like that.
- You know to pull our yer hammer when an enemy Reinhart hides behind his shield during an ult.
- You know that actually attack on payload maps is really good for Torbjorn. Especially if you’re facing a defensive Lucio.
- You hate attacking on 2 CP or hybrid maps.
- You’re ALWAYS the scapegoat.
- You always get a card. You never get a vote.
- Gold in Hero Damage. Gold in Objective Kills. Gold in Eliminations. Asked to switch first.
- You’ve had people apologise to you multiple times.
- You love pairing with Symmetra on CP defence.
- You know that heroes with shield get the armor pack first.
- You cry a little inside when your tanks pick up the armor before your supports.
- You’ve found yourself shouting at the mic “Pick up the damn armour!”
- You hate attacking bastions on payload maps.
- You use baby turrets as extra 150 HP per 6 seconds when necessary.
- You regularly ask people not to babysit your turret.
- You know you’re doing a good job when the enemy team switches to full anti-torb heroes.
- You know that turret placement when you have ult and when you don’t have ult, is different.
- You always keep riveting a corner a DPS or support fled into, for about 3 seconds.
- You know you need to reposition your turret after every 2nd push. Even if it wasn’t destroyed. Especially when facing D.Va.
- You never try to level up a turret during a team fight.
- You got a golden weapon and you know which is the the only victory pose which displays it.
And here’s some that I liked but didn’t write since they were already posted in the above thread 🙂
- You know the exact number of swings it takes to setup a level 2 turret.
- You wonder why you aren’t classified as a sniper.
- You wonder why you aren’t classified as a healer.
- You know that “Defense Character” is more of guideline than a rule.
- You can hit a friendly Genji with an armor pack from 40 meters off.
- Leveling off your sights means a 45 degree angle, not because your shots fall, but because that’s where the heads are.
- The enemy team is reduced to ulting your turret because they cant get in otherwise.
- You get accused of being AFK after out-sniping the enemy widow 3 times.
- You can make a chicken out of a feather.
- You have to leave voice chat in competitive because your team mates are screaming at you.
- Your ping is over 300ms (And you still team kill) ((Speaking from recent experience. This is too true))