Interesting IM convo today
- purelonewolf: man fuck..nice
nah – I call it man flu, but its really shit – ill as hell
- me: ah ok then
perhaps you do have the man flu. The chauvinist swine flu
- purelonewolf: hehheh – I like that one
causes you to sneeze demands for beer from the nearest woman?
- me: and makes you too weak to make a sammich. Also your pants and bed feel umcomfortable and you can only tolerate sitting on the couc h with your underwear. And your balls itch a lot.
- purelonewolf: wow.I have that!
probably no known cure though…..unless
- me: golly. You should seek feminist attention soon. It may become chronic!
- purelonewolf: yes…I will inform them that performing fellatio is the only known cure
- me: Hmmm, I don’t know, sounds too much like a palliative to me
- purelonewolf: hmm
- me: And if you leave it too long, your family feminist might be forced to perform an emergency balls-ectomy to save you.
- purelonewolf: I’ve heard about that .. not my idea of fun times tbh
- me: yeah and there’s also violent reaction. I’ve heard some men became porn stars as a result.
- purelonewolf: not all bad then