Quoth the Homosecular Gaytheist

• Theist: “What happens to you after you die?”
• HSGT: “When I die, I’ll most likely be dead.  That’s kind of what death is.”
• Theist: “That sounds worse than Hell to me.”
• HSGT: “I’ll be too dead to notice or care.”

Nice Epicurian take on death there 😉