Because you see I’m not in the market for a car, any car. I decided to walk. That’s going to take me where I’m going because I’m going where it takes me. And I’ll be happy to get there. In fact, I already am.
As always it was another excellent vid from Pat, but this particular quote was just brilliant.
If the image wasn’t funny enough by itself, the quote kills me.
If the image wasn’t funny enough by itself, the quote kills me.
– Hello, Ikea help line? I can’t put my bæd together, the optical illusion wasn’t in the box.
– Ah, that happens a lot with our non-euclidian R’lyeh product line. Hold on, I connect your with our dedicated support.
– Ia, Ia ! Cthulhu ftaghn ! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl ftaghn ?
– Damn Swedish.
Somebody hand this redditor a beer.
I am no more impressed by the assertion that “The vast majority of economists agree that capitalism is the most sound system there is for producing wealth and responding to demand,” than I’m impressed by the equally true assertion that the vast majority of theolgians agree that religious belief is the most sound system of creating and maintaining social, moral and ethical socialization.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. This is exactly the same way I feel every time someone brings in the “vast majority of economists that support capitalism” or whatever.
Fucking hell, I actually LOLed twice with this.
If I was an asshole God, know what I would have sent? A plague of polar bears. Yup. Polar bears falling out of the sky all over in Egypt. And they’d all be holding Qurans.
Emphasis mine. I’m telling you, that girl has an Allah-given gift for comedy.
Polar Bears! LoL!
So the problem isn’t the greedy fuckers, the problem is the arrogant fuckers who have been telling the rest of the world “my way or the highway” for the past 7 years. ’cause door number 2 is exactly what has happened. So long, uncle Sam, and thanks for all the fish.
So yeah, America is fucked. (Great post btw)
LeaTelamon: while the Nazis were very nice people compared to the Roman Catholics
SpHaeR: Albeit a bit more efficient.
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OMG, this must be like the best quote I’ve seen in a while
…If you prefer mental masturbation, then go back to Philosophy 101 and stroke your intellectual penis with the other pseudointellectuals until you squirt happy little fantasies all over each other. But don’t waste our time with your blathering bullshit.
Just. LOL!
Seriously, there guys have become one of my favorite stops on the net. Their snarkiness is quite refreshing:)