The chauvinist pig flu

Interesting IM convo today

• purelonewolf: man fuck..nice
  nah – I call it man flu, but its really shit – ill as hell
• me: ah ok then
  perhaps you do have the man flu. The chauvinist swine flu 😛
• purelonewolf: hehheh – I like that one
  causes you to sneeze demands for beer from the nearest woman?
• me: and makes you too weak to make a sammich. Also your pants and bed feel umcomfortable and you can only tolerate sitting on the couc h with your underwear. And your balls itch a lot.
• purelonewolf: wow.I have that!
  probably no known cure though…..unless
• me: golly. You should seek feminist attention soon. It may become chronic!
• purelonewolf: yes…I will inform them that performing fellatio is the only known cure
• me: Hmmm, I don’t know, sounds too much like a palliative to me
• purelonewolf: hmm
  interesting point
• me: And if you leave it too long, your family feminist might be forced to perform an emergency balls-ectomy to save you.
• purelonewolf: I’ve heard about that .. not my idea of fun times tbh
• me: yeah and there’s also violent reaction. I’ve heard some men became porn stars as a result.
• purelonewolf: not all bad then

😀