I agree with this stance, but I think the author is not taking it far enough. Not only that, but I would never dream of naming such a lovable part of my anatomy which is also capable of providing me with such pleasure, with a name like that. (unless of course I am misunderstanding which part he meant)

I will therefore propose that this name only belongs to what comes out of the body, from a specific rear area.

For example:

“Oh man, I just dumped a huge Mohamed! I think I might have clogged your toilet.”


“Sorry I can’t eat that spicy food or my Mohameds are going to have a Jihad against me tomorrow…”

Better no?